Shartman

What is Shartman?


1.

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter

2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else

3. one who sharts quite often

n.

Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed

Steve: why did you even let him in your house?

Tom: why not?

Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.

See shart, shart dart, poop, crap, shit, sharting, sharter

2.

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter

2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else

3. one who sharts quite often

Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed

Steve: why did you even let him in your house?

Tom: why not?

Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house

See shart, shart dart, sharing, sharts, poop, doodoo

3.

The act of crapping your pants when your talking to some smoking hot woman

"I cannot belive that I busted out as ShartMan last night when I was talking to Sonja"

See crapping, pants, poop, crap, shit


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