Shartphoria

What is Shartphoria?

The feeling one gets after discovering a surprise in one's pants after farting.

I was feeling a case of shartphoria coming over me as I was at the cocktail party with no back up underwear.

See shart, fart, surprise, smelly

Guckinf

1. Zealious sex-profanity in a world of dyslexic typos Tiros tells the group, 'guckinf do it again'..

Yankee Candle

1. The process of withdrawing during the act of fellatio, when climax is realized, and inserting the head of the penis into the nasal canal..

Gnarly Head

1. Receiving a clumsy blow job from an ugly, toothless horror hag. Oh shit dude, I got some gnarly head from a hard-faced beast last night..

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