Shartphoria

What is Shartphoria?

The feeling one gets after discovering a surprise in one's pants after farting.

I was feeling a case of shartphoria coming over me as I was at the cocktail party with no back up underwear.

See shart, fart, surprise, smelly

Moshy Bashing

1. The act of chavs moshing 'oi kid you wanna rail a fat line of sniff and go moshy bashing?' See bashing, moshing, mosh, moshe..

Zelch

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

Carsing

1. A form of fagging, except while playing Gary Numan's Cars and making odd jestures and faces at the people who are being fagged. Cm..

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