Shartphoria

What is Shartphoria?

The feeling one gets after discovering a surprise in one's pants after farting.

I was feeling a case of shartphoria coming over me as I was at the cocktail party with no back up underwear.

See shart, fart, surprise, smelly

Muh-muh

1. The collection of lint in one's navel. "I found cashmere muh-muh today."..

2-a-days

1. A term used within the wildland fire fighting community. Doing PTs twice a day instead of once. Often used to wash unwanted employees...

Fomenting

1. One has been fomenting when one hasn't had a blowjob from another man in a long time because one has been busy with other things. ..

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