What is Shartsquatch?
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The often shunned and misunderstood cousin of sasquatch, (bigfoot) reported to carry a fowl, sickly sweet smell with thicker more matted hair in the hindquarters region than his fresher smelling namesake.
On a recent camping trip to the woods of the pacific northwest I was awakened from my slumbers by the obscene and fowl stench that could only have been the legendary creature Shartsquatch.
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The act of slapping one's face with a male penis repeatedly.
Yo I'm about to give you some penal abuse!..
