What is Shartsquatch?
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The often shunned and misunderstood cousin of sasquatch, (bigfoot) reported to carry a fowl, sickly sweet smell with thicker more matted hair in the hindquarters region than his fresher smelling namesake.
On a recent camping trip to the woods of the pacific northwest I was awakened from my slumbers by the obscene and fowl stench that could only have been the legendary creature Shartsquatch.
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the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
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Having sex with a woman no matter how freaky looking she is
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