Shartstop

What is Shartstop?

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

Feeling his stomach and colon percolate, Billy had to perform two shartstops within a three minute period in order to avoid soiling his pants.

See shart, brown eye, sphincter, baloon knot

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