Shasturbate

What is Shasturbate?

The act of masturbating while defecating.

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

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When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.

I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!

I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.

See shat, shit, poo, masturbate, poop, feces, fecal matter, jack off

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Quick Cum

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Lucycopter

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