Shat Bisector Edit Meaning

1.

The tool used to cut in half a log of human waste so impossibly long that it won't fit down the toilet hole. Usually a butcher knife.

Yeah, i took such a huge dump my dad had to cut it in half with a shat bisector before he could use the toilet.

Hey, go wash off the butcher knife, it's in the kitchen sink, i had to use it as a shat bisector

See shat