Shat The Bed

What is Shat The Bed?

1.

WHEN SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG, OR BREAKS. USUALLY RUINS YOUR ENTIRE DAY AND MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO UNCONTROLLABLY SHIT THEIR PANTS.

TOM: WHERES YOUR BIKE?

ISHKEBIBEL: THE FUKIN THING SHAT THE BED LAST NIGHT, CAUSING ME TO DEFECATE IN MY PANTALOONS.

See shit, shat, bed, the, pants, pantaloons, byah, awesome, sweet

2.

a slang phrase that is often used to mean 'woke up early', the reasoning being that if you shat the bed you would get out of it asap.

-'shat the bed'?

-'nah couldnt sleep'

See shit, bed, wake, humour, bennett, n00b
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