Shatner Edit Meaning

1.

Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.

"Hand me the Shatner, will ya?"

2.

Shatner (n.) 1) Star of the 1960's TV cult classic 'Star Trek.' (v.) 1) Of or having Shatner-like qualities, as a) Overly dramatic acting style filled with pauses, b) Musical stylings that resemble their own branch of performance art, a song performed in limited vocal range with many pauses, while reciting the lyrics as beat poetry, c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!"

1) (n). William Shatner, (1931- )

1a) (v). "To be or............... not to be, that is............. the question."

1b) "Welcome............. to the jungle. It gets worse here.......... every day."

1c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

3.

verb.

To defecate twice in someone’s home. Once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. That way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.

"You know, it does take two shits to make a shatner."

See Dre

4.

A term derived from the The First Star Trek William Shatner's acting: halting, punchy dialogue, delivered in a dry and self - mocking manner.

The First Batman - the 1st campy one, Adam West, out - shatnered himself while musing about The Riddler :

"The Riddler is loose to plague us...with his...criminal cunundrums!"

Props to Roger Moore

See Klaatu

5.

Named after William Shatner's famous method of acting where lines are delivered with long pauses between them, the shatner is a sexual move where when performing oral sex on a guy, the girl gags, vomits (the pause), and goes back to performing oral sex.

The first time she tried to deep throat, she pulled a shatner.

6.

An older man who still gets quality ass. An older player. The male counter part to a cougar.

"Did you see Fred with that hot blonde?"

"Yeah, he's a real Shatner "

See star trek, ladies man, player, kirk, cougar

7.

noun - slang, related to verb shat. Used to refer to an act of shatting.

Josh: Did you hear that Dean sharted while taking a leak at the urinal?

Chris: Really? I can't believe he pulled a shatner.

See shat, shatner, shit, sharted, fart