What is Shatsturbating?
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The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.
"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"
Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."
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A large trout used for slapping people with in IRC channels. Used for humiliation.
/me slaps (name) around a bit with a large trout
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