Shatsturbating

What is Shatsturbating?

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."

Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

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