What is Shattered Finger Syndrome?
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Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...
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Respond only if you are unable to attend the event
Regrets only to Suzy Q. 619-619-6199
See rsvp, regrets, only..
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When you fart anonymously and quickly pin it on someone else.
I TOTALLY just pulled a yokey doke on that sucker.
See fart cake, silent..
