What is Shattered Finger Syndrome?
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Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...
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A small, fourteen year old caucasian female with a recent nosejob who unexpectedley ran her nose into a ladder out of her own stupidity ..
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wasting time; clownin around
Nigga get yo sweet ass over here nigga quit bullshittin... we gotta dip outta here joe.
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To be extreme..
