What is Shattered Finger Syndrome?
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Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...
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To copy one's style. To imitate or attempt to duplicate another person's swagg. Stealing another person's actions.
Pete:..
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A long ass nap. A nap taken when drunk or passed out. A nap taken during a hangover. "Sleep" right after sex.
David:"Did..
