What is Shattered Finger Syndrome?
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Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...
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The band that hates everything about you.
and I...think sex is over-rated too.
See Gumba Gumba..
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A plaid lumberjack shirt.
Look at those hosers in their Kenora Dinner jackets. Must be a formal event...
