What is Shattoo?
1.
A really shitty looking tattoo.
"Nice tribal shattoo bro!"
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2.
When someone takes a shit in the toilet and it sticks
to the bowl and still is not removed after flushing, therefore
appearing permanent like a tattoo. Shit + tattoo equals shattoo.
Person 1: "Yo hold it dawg let me take a dump"
Person 2: "Okay man"
Person 1: "Ahh nasty dude I can't go in there someone made a
shattoo"
Person 2: "Sorry"
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3.
the design that is created on a person's pants after they shit their pants, sit down and get back up.
"look at that jackass. he couldn't even hold it in until after class. now he's got a shattoo all over his ass"
it is pure coincidence that all of the above sentences end in rhyme.
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