Random Words:
1.
(noun)
The ultimate form of torture, utilized by ancient Germans. Involves inserting a small glass rod into the urethra of an erect pe..
1.
A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation..
1.
a seriously unattractive female
Tim was out on the piss one night and pulled a right fucking "uggernaught"
See Joe..
