Shave The Dog

What is Shave The Dog?

To masturbate; masturbation

Jim is always in his room looking at dirty magazines and shaving the dog

Zomph

1. To smell the gases produced from a fart. ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets. See zomf, trump, fart, bo..

Strumolo

1. One of the whoriest kinds of females, the type that when they fart it smells like K-Y Jelly Whorish Did that strumolo fart again? See ..

Kleenexes

1. tissues..

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