Shave The Dog

What is Shave The Dog?

To masturbate; masturbation

Jim is always in his room looking at dirty magazines and shaving the dog

Zombiefucknuts

1. exp. - A situation where nothing, by conceivable thought, can get any worse. Used when phrases like "God Damn It", "Shit..

Keed

1. to joke; to be kidding. I'm kidding= I keed "I keed, I keed, I just make a little joke" Triumph the insult comic dog Se..

Pocket Symphony

1. Another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating. I was so turned on in sex ed class today I had a pocket symphony in my pants...

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