What is Shaved Ham?
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Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.
My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.
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The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.
I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.
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