Shaved Ice

What is Shaved Ice?


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Shaved Ice is an inferior, smaller version of the vicious ping pong paddle known only as "The Icepick". Shaved Ice boasts a much higher speed bonus, but lacks in power and spin factor. It was invented by the same brilliant mind that invented "The Icepick" and has quite similar components.

The story of the creation of Shaved Ice is a rumor at best. Its validity has never been verified. It is said that Shaved Ice was created inside the crypts of death in the prison of Azkaban. The souls of a thousand dead warriors were used to make the hard as steel handle. Its rubber is said to be made out of the skin of the Loch-Ness monster and the cork in the paddle is made from the same wood that Jesuswas crucified on.

Some stats of Shaved Ice:

Spin-Factor: +74

Power: +51

Speed: +92

Bob and Alice were playing ping pong, then out of nowhere, Bob whipped out Shaved Ice and moved it so fast that he became a blur of ping pong fury.

See icepick, abc, flooshflag, dodizzle


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