What is Shaved, Oiled And Dancing?
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A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.
"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"
"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."
"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."