Shaven Squirrel

What is Shaven Squirrel?


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What is typically found under a freshly shavenvagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!

A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed up camel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancid crotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girlafter her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?

Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh

See fish taco, cum dumpster, cooter, cunt, snatch, twat, poontang, box, vagina, pussy, slit


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