Shaving A Weasel

What is Shaving A Weasel?

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

Pfj

1. Acronym for pussy fart juice. I forced my cousin Brandon to drink 8 oz. of 2 month old PFJ after eating greasy barbeque chicken while s..

Bed Burp

1. An excuse one uses when a fart is let out during or after the act of sexual intercourse Joe: "hey Kristal was that you farting?&q..

Young One

1. Term of endearment or affection used for someone significantly younger than the speaker. Particularly useful when the younger person has..

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