Shaving A Weasel

What is Shaving A Weasel?

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

Zzub

1. zzub is backwards for a fucking buzz like when you chew, smoke, and drink reeb aka beer im getting a zzub from this dip...

Yoda'd

1. yo-did..yo-dad to commit an act much like that which Yoda himself would do.To blantently and obviously break the rules with out being ..

Velox Mortis

1. Latin for "swift death" While playing CoD2 i gave joe a case of velox mortis with a shot to the head. See death, quick, mort..

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