Shaving A Weasel

What is Shaving A Weasel?

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

Nothing Else Is On

1. A convenient excuse for watching a television program widely known to have no redeeming value whatsoever. -"Oh my god, are you act..

Morpheus

1. Some black guy who keeps on getting hatecrimed proper by Agents in the matrix Oh looky here, Morpheus is getting slapped about again 2..

Buttpulp

1. Toilet paper. Papier hygenique. TP for your bunghole. "...people fill their hours with pointless chores, such as color-coordinat..

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