Shaving A Weasel

What is Shaving A Weasel?

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

Cinema-job

1. Getting a blow job in a movie theater Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara" Ryan: "Wow that movie m..

Meaty Digits

1. When you see a lady with her large hands hanging out of a window of a car, and she is waving them about the air. It is also a large, s..

I'd Rather Jack Off To Pasta.

1. Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea. "Dude,you want to go to Ohio?" "Man, I'd rather jack off to..

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