Shaving A Weasel

What is Shaving A Weasel?

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

Unrequited Narcissism

1. The deeply sardonic concept in which we find a fatuous, ineffectual and unattractive narcissist. For obvious reasons, there are few wel..

Teaspooner

1. Also called a vurp. A burp that is accompanied by vomit, about a teaspoon. *belch* Eww, that was a teaspooner. I could taste my Lucky..

Jam Me Up

1. When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl. Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose..

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