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A cat that has been named "Dave"
Dave? I got your food in a bowl.
Here Kityy-Kitty-Kitty
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The best pizza in pittsburgh. Possibly the only pizza you would choose over sex
Hey yinz want laid or a vinnie pie? Ahhh vinnie pie fo..