Shawn

What is Shawn?


1.

A very sexy, strong, independent man who is also very sensitive. Shawns are usually brunette and very appealing!

Damn look at Shawn, too bad hes taken

See sean, sexy, intelligent, appealing, loving, sensitive

2.

simply a pretty boy....

thinks to himself that he is WAY COOL and secretly he is

really bad a rock, paper, scissors

need work with 7 hand poker too ;)

Girl 1: He is such a shawn!

Girl 2: I know, but he is so hot, I want him!

See shawn, pretty boy, hot, sexy, 35

3.

Shawn is the definition of freeakin amazing, another name for cool kid .

Oh m gee Bob is such a Shawn .

See shawn, sean, amazing, st, sh

4.

1) A good person

2) The best thing that has happened to you

3) A person you can't stand to be away from

You: I want a Shawn.

See shawn, mine, not, yours, <3

5.

An exceptional, deep, intelligent, devoted, and unparalleled animal. He is very severe at times, but also knows when to be foolish. He is an original, provocative, rational, witty, perceptive, arousing, resourceful, creative, loving, seductive, mysterious, heavenly, unusual, attractive, clever, profound, solitary, unequalled, coldhearted individual. He enjoys long days out on a boat, (occasionally catching more fish than he lets get away) and can literally spend days on end playing video games. His amazing sense and ingenuity make him an astounding lover and a respectable cook.

1. "That guy is a total Shawn."

2. "I'm glad I married a Shawn ."

See shawn, sean, shaun, magnificent, man

6.

a straight up bitch who announces baseball games. He thinks he is awesome but in real life he blows dick to matt.

Shawn-Strike 4, your out.

Hold on radio... matts on the phone (mute mic)

See gay, baseball, shawn, matt, strike

7.

Shawn is a common name given to extreme homosexuals. This person is so far into the closet and afraid to tell anybody how gay they are that they pledge their love for girls named Kelly. Shawn is obsessed with masturbating and does it while he is in the waiting lobby for games of halo 3. Shawn's true love is toward Matt, who is the reason Shawn will play halo 3 even though he sucks hard blistering meat sticks. Shawn loves to yank his crank to the sound of Matts voice. Shawn often looks to Billy for his lifes purpose, which there is cleary nothing for Shawn in life but pure failure.

Billy: Hey Erik, did you hear about Shawn

Erik: Yea, doesnt he masturbate all day or something?

Billy: Actually Yea he does, he's always jerkin it to matts voice on Halo.

Matt:Hey Shawn.

Shawn:Yo bitch, wats up? *mutes xbox mic* o my god, i think i just came. Mom can you get me some napkins!

See chronic masturbater, cock strangler, cock nazi


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