Shawn Johnson

What is Shawn Johnson?


1.

The hottest 16 year old ever.

Shawn Johnson won the all around gymnastics in the 08 olympics. I'd let her go all around on me..

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2.

The hottest 4'9" gymnist in the 2008 Bejiing Olympics.

"I saw Shawn Johnson win a silver medal yesterday."

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3.

Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.

Scenario 1:

Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!

Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!

Scenario 2:

Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!

Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!

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4.

A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.

omg shawn johnson is on tv, she is mah wafi.

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5.

gymnastics superstar. she's currently 16 years old and competeing in the 2008 olympics.

omg shawn johnson is the individual all around silver medalist!!!

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6.

A very hot gymnist who won an Olympic gold medal for balance beam in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Did you see Shawn Johnson perform last night? | Yeah, but I wasn't paying full attention to the routine.

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7.

An amazing American gymnast. Won gold in the 2008 Summer Olympics. Could have done better but China *cough* cheats.

"Dude look at Shawn Johnson out there, she's totally owning those damn commies!"

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