What is Shawn Kemping?
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To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."
I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!
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The most wonderful man on earth.
My Husband.
Love of my life.
Always and forever.
True Love.
Prince Charming.
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the spamming of a computer whilst the user is away from there desk. the word "quertfuck" is tiped several times and left on th..
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An acoholic mixture of Natural Light and Vladimir vodka. Only consumed by cheap/poor Upper Darby High School students with no jobs.
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