What is Shawn Kemping?
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To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."
I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!
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A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which ..
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a very small garden gnome.
We went to Walmart's garden center to look for znyppgrovv's to adorn our garden.
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