What is Shawn Kemping?
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To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."
I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!
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ramming you flesh torpedo into a lubricated armpit ... back and fourth, back and fourth
As in never speed stick non shaved pits unless ..
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when a girl or guy shits themselves and then proforms the eagle. resulting in a big mess known as the rusty eagle
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