What is Shawn Kemping?
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To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."
I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!
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A guy from my high school who: a) has too poor taste to possibly be gay, and b) isn't nice enough to be retarded.
Shut up, Kris...
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A sexual maneuver which results in extreme joy for both parties. It is accomplished with these ten easy steps.
1. Place condom on peni..
