What is Shawn Kemping?
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To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."
I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!
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Reverse titty-fucking a girl with hummus on your cock.
See Cincinnati bowtie (with the addition of hummus).
I nablus bowtied this leba..
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A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.
"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"
See hard-on..
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The musical intersection of unpleasant rhythm and painful meter changes.
The opening band tonight has a serious case of zealous fuel. I..
