What is Shawn Kemping?
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To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."
I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!
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The time when you fart and shit your pants in the process
oh shit i just shraped my pants
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A foot used as metronome
I was tapping my foot to the music and my friend pointed at my foot and said, "Nice footronome."
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