What is Shawn Kemping?
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To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."
I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!
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When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.
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When you are balls deep in a moaning ass bitch, and you randomly grab a pillow and cover her face with it, and slowly smother her, so sh..
