What is Shawn Kemping?
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To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."
I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!
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The space between the hard bits of a crusty scab.
An intercrustal crack appeared in the scab caused by laughter or some other ill-advis..
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Adj- Someone who likes to believe that the entire world is against them when it usually isnt. It is a melodramatic behavioural reaction ..
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To spill ranch on your crotch.
I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.
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