What is Shawn Kemping?
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To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."
I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!
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when you are about to cum but you pull out and your sperm hits her armpit and gets stuck there
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A use of ownageaiming towards or from Destructoid.
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A noun used to designate someone as a total jerk.
Jerkington over there just stole my seat in the movie theater.
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