What is Shawn Mathew Johnson?
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A man famous for his extremely wide chode. He is also renowned for his felatio prowess and his homosexual attire. Used to describe a gay man with a short fat penis.
Girl one: Whoa, did you see that gay guy? I bet he is a Shawn Mathew Johnson.
Girl 2: Ya, I bet that dick is short.
See chode , shawn , dick , ass
Girl one: Whoa, did you see that gay guy? I bet he is a Shawn Mathew Johnson.
Girl 2: Ya, I bet that dick is short.
Random Words:
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To awkwardly scrunch one's arms, contort one's hands, screw up and scrunch one's face, cross one's eyes, or straight..
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The buttocks
If you dont shut-up, im gonna ram my fist between your arse-chops..