Shawn Mathew Johnson

What is Shawn Mathew Johnson?


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A man famous for his extremely wide chode. He is also renowned for his felatio prowess and his homosexual attire. Used to describe a gay man with a short fat penis.

Girl one: Whoa, did you see that gay guy? I bet he is a Shawn Mathew Johnson.

Girl 2: Ya, I bet that dick is short.

See chode, shawn, dick, ass


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