What is Shawnee High School?
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A school in south jersey in which at least 75% of the student body is high on drugs or drunk, all the time. Everyone in the school except maybe the frosh knows who sells the dime bags or even a quick fix of smack or meth. Death threats and robbery are commonplace as well as faculty molestation of students. AKA "Heroine High". Shawnee is also big for pill poppin white trash sleep with anyguy whores. Shawnee often finds itself kickin the shit out of Cherokee High School. on a good day, more drugs are sold in Shawnee high school than in northeast philly.
2005
Shawnee Football - 21
Cherokee Football - 0
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I go to this school. The kids are best described as "white kids with 'problems'". They create problems where there aren't any, and they like to exaggerate the truth.
"You know those Shawnee High School kids?"
"Yeah, they're so badass!"
"......."
"Yeah, you're right, they're enemas."
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A school in medford new jersey known for residing ridiculously spoiled students with mommy and daddy's money. Most boys are stoners, and most girls are slutty. Yet, Shawnee High School has some of the most highly ranked students for academics in the state of New Jersey. Most get into near ivy league schools. (if not for academics, then their parents paid a shit load of money to benefit said college, and thats the only reason why they're accepted.) Their football team usually gets their ass kicked by long-time rival Cherokee High School. All in all, they're snobby and high 95% of the time, but these kids know how to party, and they throw ridiculously bangin parties.
Shawnee High School
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Shawnee high school is a great school with the same groups of kids you'd find in any other high school. There are the jocks, not all of whom are stupid; the cheerleaders, who aren't all bitchy and slutty whores; the band kids, who can be pretty cool if you'd take the time to get to know them; and the occasional stoner, who may or may not be actually stoned. There are very few drug problems, contrary to popular belief, and those who dabble in them have the sense to keep it to themselves. The music program is one of the best in the country: the competetive jazz band won the jazz band state championships two years in a row in 05 and 06, while the marching band won the USSBA state championships twice in a row (05 and 06), the USSBA eastern regional championships twice in a row (05 and 06), and the USSBA national championships once (06). Usually about 6-12 kids from Shawnee get into the All South Jersey Band each year, and 3 or 4 of them also get into All State Band. The athletic department is nothing to laugh at either. Anyone who has been in the main gym has seen the banners lining the walls above the locker rooms listing the numerous championships won by boys' and girls' teams. Again, Shawnee High School is just like any other high school...just a little bit better.
Shawnee High School has one of the highest standardized test averages in the country, a great athletic department, and a kickass music department. Remember, "We're not snobs, we're just better than you."
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