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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.
Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!..
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A warning to nearby friends or company, alerting them of the terrible upcoming odor you have just released.
Lance: The other day I was ..