Shawshank Redemption

What is Shawshank Redemption?


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While doing a girl from behind, you take a small spoon and start gingerly digging at her asshole. When she, most likely shocked, looks back to see what the hell is going on, you briskly hold up a poster of Rita Hayworth.

yesterday I was given a Shawshank Redemption, and I have yet to recover.

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