What is Shayfer?
1.
A tall, skinny, gullible white male who is under the misconception that he
has a large penis. Frequently drinks to the point of being misguided by
beer goggles, allowing
basis. Also referred to as "Donkey Kong".
Too many swamp donkeys, too little shayfer.
2.
A tall skinny white male with a large penis and knows how to drink!
Shayfer is the man!
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