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coffee mug containing either vodka, rum, whiskey with 3 ice cubes. The morning beverage of choice for drunks.
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The act of defecating whilst brushing one's teeth with one and masturbating with the other.
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The act of anal penetration with an uncircumsized penis. See egg roll
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