Shazam Edit Meaning

1.

Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar.

Isn't that your mom over there? SHAZAM!

2.

1: The first letters of the names of the gods Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles, and Mercury, usually screamed by Billy Batson to summon the power of Captain Marvel.

2: A Goofy fuckin' exclaimation uttered by Gomer Pyle to further make him look like a dumbass.

3: An acceptable phrase to utter during orgasm whilst having sexual relations.

3.

1) this word was originally came from captain marvel comics, Captain Marvel would say this word and it was the source of his power

2)We use it now to put emphasis on an extraordinary action

1) Captain Marvel says, "Feel my wrath evildoers, SHAZAM!"

2)A: "did you get the tickets?"

B: "It didnt look good but I waited for 2 hours, some people ahead of me gave up and went home, but" *pulls out tickets* "SHAZAM!"

See dracula

4.

When Peter Griffin orgasims he yells SHAZAM!! By the way family guy is one of the best shows ever.

Peter: Oh oh oh!

Lois: Wait peter.. hold on a sec...

Peter:oh oh oh SHAZAM!!!

5.

The act of ejecting semen upon a female..or male unfortunately.. and tossing a handful of party glitter on them and yelling shazam! Your partner will be left with a mysterious trail of sparkle that will dazzle them for days to come.

Whilst Patty and I were having disguesting, sloppy sex behind the Piggily Wiggily on Third and Anderson, I spurted a quart of semen in her hair and doused the "semen fire" in a healthy serving of glitter, therefore comitting a fully imposed and valid shazam.

See shizam, shazam, dizzle

6.

Multi-purpose word

can be used as a noun, verb, adjective or even every word in a sentence

but can also be a replacement for swear words

I shazamed your mum

go shazam yourself

go away you shazam

YES, I SHAZAM!!!!

You shazaming ninny

just checkin on the shazam

BE CAREFUL SAYING " shazam me" THIS CAN MEAN " fuckme"

See fuck, win, word, noun

7.

the act of putting all of the drugsin a blender and then injecting yourself with them

Do you guys want to go and shazam after school?

See drugs, blender, shooting, up, needles, awesome, high