What is Shazamiteishness?
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A word describing the awesomeness of items/things, or after a particularly terrible verbal burn.
May also be used as 'nifty'. Or 'what is going on?' depending on tone of voice and context.
An exclamatory phrase.
May also be used as shazamite-effing-ishness.
I hate dogs. Shazamiteishness!
That is so cool. Shazamiteishness!
What the shazamiteishness?
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take a dump
I've got to go chase a growler to the ocean
See bdub..