What is Shazaroo?
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Making someone feel obliged,sorry for you or guilty so they will give you cigarettes/booze.
slowly hinting towards them offering you a beer is the key for a successfull shazaroo, commonly used expressions include "So, how many beers you got tonight?", "I could really go a beer", "I havn't had a beer in so long".
Sounding down on your self and hinting to how hard your life is can also be useful for completing teh shazaroo.
Shazarooist: "Hey Carl, sup Al? what you drinking to night?"
"really? I love those, I wish I had a beer."
(sound depressed here)
Carl: "Do you want a beer shazarooist?"
Shazarooist: "thanks Carl"
Al: "Carl you just got shazarooed!"
Random Words:
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A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas
Johnny tried to lift up 1000 pounds of me..
