Shazlock

What is Shazlock?

when you proceed to take a dump on a womens chest then rub it on her nipples.

Tom: Dude, I so got with Sharon last night!

Bill: Did you lock her shaz?

Tom: I gave her a shazlock she'll never forget.

See sharon, lock, nipples, chest, dump

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Yerskin

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