What is Shazoop?
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Shazoop is a combination of Shazam, and Shoop. Shazam, by definition, is "Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar.". Combined with the power of the shoop ("to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth"), you get the even more mighty Shazoop.
Hey Josh! I shazooped Jessie so bad! I hit him in the sac with a lamp and then put my ball sweat all over his mouth.
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Random Words:
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To defecate in a carved Halloween pumpkin.
I just ate some White Castle with a Taco Bell chaser. I'm ready to go pumpkin dumping.
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said when anyone says something extremly dumb, or makes a shit call. basically it shuts them down.
you say it in a retards sorta voice..