What is Shazoozer?
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A loser who tries to secretly use the Shazam iPhone app in the hopes of looking "in the know" in certain musical social encounters. This person will hide their phone behind their back until the song is retrieved, and then try to make a comment about how they have been down with the artist's work for years.
That shazoozer couldn't even name the Red Hot Chili Peppers song without cheating on his phone.
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