Shblum

What is Shblum?

Combination of three words

1) shit

2) blood

3) cum

Achived during painful anal sex

Harri D: " dude did you hear Gaynick gave john a shblum!!!"

Thea: "yeah I know it was in my bed"

See blood, cum, shit, anal, sex

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