Shclumpf

What is Shclumpf?

noun: a gross deuce characterized by the sound it makes sliding from your bunghole into the terlit water...

verb: the act of dropping a schlumpf

I was surprised to see that my schlumpf was green after eating that greasy hamburger.

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