Shcrumpf

What is Shcrumpf?


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A Scrub who is usually too drunk or stoned to mack bitches.

"Hey Mike Lutsky, you fecking dumb drunk, give me some of your liquerette, or else you won't get any pussy tonight!...You fecking Shcrumpf. Peacout"


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