What is Sheep Shaggers?
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Sheep shaggers are inhabitants of a small continent off the coast of New Zealand, Commonly known as Australia.
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Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"
They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.
1) Kiwi: Bro, What are you doing to that poor sheep?
"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!
2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!
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