Sheep Squeezer

What is Sheep Squeezer?


1.

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

See sheep, squeezer, stumpfucker, stump


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