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When you've gone from being in a current relationship to being lumped with all past relationships.
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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
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Money and personal property that a hard-working person accumulates during his lifetime that pissant children thinks is their due upon hi..
