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When a cougarmasturbates to fantasies of having STFU Sex with jay.
-Phone Rings.
Girl 1: I'll call you back, I'm masturjayin..
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A penis that has the girth of a Moen faucet and the length of a cats tail.
Whoaaaa, did you see that Gardner snake? Dude, that was Phil..