Shelbi Grutz

What is Shelbi Grutz?


1.

A. A Cadillac.

B. A female to be known with no gag-reflex.

C. Nocturnal Mammal.

D. Strongly believes root beer > Dr. Pepper.

Why take that escort when you could ride in a Cadillac.

Niggers love Shelbi Grutz.

"Why the fuck won't you stay up? I slept from 5am to 3pm"

See pineapple, cockass, mushroom stamp


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