Shelbi Grutz

What is Shelbi Grutz?

A. A Cadillac.

B. A female to be known with no gag-reflex.

C. Nocturnal Mammal.

D. Strongly believes root beer > Dr. Pepper.

Why take that escort when you could ride in a Cadillac.

Niggers love Shelbi Grutz.

"Why the fuck won't you stay up? I slept from 5am to 3pm"

See pineapple, cockass, mushroom stamp

Rotflao

1. Rolling on the floor, laughing a** off. "Hey, look at Dave there -- rotflao." See rotfl, rotflmao, lmao, lmbo, lol, U Ugly..

20 Minute Travel Rule

1. A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up. Girl: Hey..

Vistaize

1. The process of having someone from the IT department upgrade your PC to the Vista OS. IT stopped by this morning to Vistaize my laptop,..

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