What is Shelbi Grutz?
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A. A Cadillac.
B. A female to be known with no gag-reflex.
C. Nocturnal Mammal.
D. Strongly believes root beer > Dr. Pepper.
Why take that escort when you could ride in a Cadillac.
Niggers love Shelbi Grutz.
"Why the fuck won't you stay up? I slept from 5am to 3pm"
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