What is Shelbi Grutz?
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A. A Cadillac.
B. A female to be known with no gag-reflex.
C. Nocturnal Mammal.
D. Strongly believes root beer > Dr. Pepper.
Why take that escort when you could ride in a Cadillac.
Niggers love Shelbi Grutz.
"Why the fuck won't you stay up? I slept from 5am to 3pm"
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Random Words:
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to jack off (Made up bye Eric and Matt)
Man im horny i gotta joust and run!
See jack off, masturbate, beat the meat, choke the chicken..
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1. Generally: A good looking woman or man that accompanies a more well known person to formal events.
2. Specifically: The boyfrien..
