What is Shelby Burgess?
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A girl that is a size B.
She is less than 5'2".
She doesn't even know her natural hair color.
She whitens her teeth with skeet.
And she is attracted to guys with girlfriends.
She owns a sidekick.
She wears glasses and skinny jeans.
She never matches.
She likes the color yellow.
She has purple Hulk pants.
She has really small hands.
and a giant mouth.
Her skin is really pale.
She dreams of having a guy step in her sweatpants.
She makes really bad decisions.
And she likes the person that is writing this.
That would be me.
She's a screamer.
And her voice is extremely high pitched.
Haffahoe.
Slutbucket.
Sex pot.
Sex kitten.
Meanie face.
Shelby Burgess is a freak in the sheets.
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