What is Shelden?
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Shelden is the most whiped person in the history of the world! Even more whipped them Macbeth
Person 1: Is Shelden Coming Over tonight?
Person 2: I think so if Meg lets him
*Phone Rings*
Person 2: Who was that?
Person 1: Shelden
Person 2: Let me guess, Meg wants to hang out with him?
Person 1: yep
Person 2: Well I guess it's just us...
Person 1: yup he's so whiped.
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