Shelf Boy

What is Shelf Boy?

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3rd year highschool freshman that has a permenant scar on his forehead from being hit repeatedly with a shelf at an early age. Has below average intelligence, and lives in mortal fear of all shelves. See Also: Pole Boy

Shelf Boy is a retard.
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