What is Shelf Life?
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This is where a male or female has a relationship with someone who is off and on with them.
Who uses them for their pleasure, when they feel like it and then 'puts them on the shelf' when they have got what they want.
Person: Yeah im living a bit of a shelf life at the moment
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A knock-off of inferior quality, or something similar to something else, but not as good.
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The act of fucking the gay teletubby and then giving it a dirty sanchez.
Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
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