Shelf Shock

What is Shelf Shock?


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when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.

Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"

Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"

Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery

See shelf shock, headache, angry, pain


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