Shelf Tits

What is Shelf Tits?

tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf

"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"

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1. As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. ..

King

1. Someone who doesn't have shit all over them. From Monty Python and the Holy Grail: First person: "Who's that?" Se..

Kuhr

1. an acquaintance of jewish descent with whom you do not have sexual relations mel gibson does not believe it is kosher to have sexual re..

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