Shelf-ride

What is Shelf-ride?

Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.

EX1:

Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"

Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"

EX2:

Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"

EX3:

Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."

Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."

See ride, shelf, avoid, useless, clutter, storage, collection

Fandangle

1. To obtain by unscrupulous means. "Hows about you fandangle an extra bowl of pudding for me?" See capture, thieve, trick 2. ..

Cheese Grater Face

1. An entirely unattractive girl. "Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face." See ugly, bitch, ho, slutba..

Going Bush

1. Going down on a fat Italian or Greek woman who is in need of a good Mach 3'ing. A- "Where's Johnny?" B- "He&a..

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