Shelf-ride

What is Shelf-ride?

Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.

EX1:

Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"

Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"

EX2:

Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"

EX3:

Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."

Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."

See ride, shelf, avoid, useless, clutter, storage, collection

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