Shelfshoulders

What is Shelfshoulders?


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Waking up in a cockroach infested Chico style dorm room, with bloody gums caused by your own oversized braces sleeping beside the ugliest, hairiest, sweaty beast ever, with your circulation in your left shoulder cut of due to sleeping with your shoulder pinched in between a shelf all night.

Zwets: Hey zack how did you sleep last night?

Zack: Not to good shlintz, my mouth tastes like sardines and I got one hell

uv a case of the shelfshoulders.

See drunk, black out, drinking, pissing, booze


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